You're kidding, right?
While browsing across the www, I came across the most ridiculous post on 'myspace'. It almost drove me to the point of violence. Listen to this junior high girl (I'm assuming) make herself feel better, it's hilarious:
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
My personal fav is either #3 or #11; I can't decide. Either way, I feel better about myself now. Well, I'm off to bed, according to #5, I'll be thinking of one of you (or maybe Star Jones and a nice warm hot tub).
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
My personal fav is either #3 or #11; I can't decide. Either way, I feel better about myself now. Well, I'm off to bed, according to #5, I'll be thinking of one of you (or maybe Star Jones and a nice warm hot tub).
posted by Johnny Tiersma at 25.1.05
3 Comments:
16. Welcome to reality. Nobody loves you.
Dude, thank you so much for that pic of Star, its hard to find good pics of her these days. Personally I agree with this young lass, and if you havent visited my friend Justin Lookadoo (www.lookadoo.com), I think she may have picked up a couple ideas from him. He has really good advice on dating too. If youre interested.
Funny how most of those "pieces of advice" or whatever can be changed to mean the opposite.
e.g.: 7. If not for you, someone may still be alive.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, hates you.
Oh, and btw, ill brb. OMG! POS, ttyl :D
~l8r qt!~
luv ya,
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