Hook him up!
I have this friend; his name is Jim Brinks.
Jim is lonely. He wants someone, anyone.
My goal is for anyone who is interested in this hunk from Michigan to leave a post. Even if you are semi-interested, leave something, for Jim.
To let you into the mind of JB, I asked him a few questions. I welcome you to explore Jimbo.
JT: So Jim, you're a bit lonely, huh?
Jim: I feel so cold inside.
JT: I'm sorry to hear that. Name five things you couldn't live without.
Jim: Cold beer, strong coffee, basketball, 70's rock, and penguins.
JT: Basketball, that's right. Word on the street is that you can do a sic 180 dunk?
Jim: Well actually Johnny, it's a 360, but I don't want to get caught up on the little things.
JT: Dr. Phil or Oprah?
Jim: Dr. Phil. His insight blows me away. He seems so practical but at the same time his wisdom is exactly what people don't expect to hear. When he says things like, "just quit eating!" or "stop spending money! " I find myself thinking, "You know, he's right." The man is a social genius.
JT: Is there anything you would like to say to all the women out there?
Jim: Yes there is. I have actually prepared something to read, it goes a little something like this:
I look through a golden filled glass. Your distortions are enhanced by my inebriated mind. I hold 12 ounces of loneliness to numb my senses, but I can still feel your anger. You spill like a broken cup full of hate for humanity. Why would you trust the world again? How could you? Not after that; no one blames you. But there is hope. Take my hand and trust in me. You must swallow your regrets before you choke and are drowned in a pool of misery.
JT: Wow, that was deep. Anything else you want to say?
Jim: Call me!!
Jim is lonely. He wants someone, anyone.
My goal is for anyone who is interested in this hunk from Michigan to leave a post. Even if you are semi-interested, leave something, for Jim.
To let you into the mind of JB, I asked him a few questions. I welcome you to explore Jimbo.
JT: So Jim, you're a bit lonely, huh?
Jim: I feel so cold inside.
JT: I'm sorry to hear that. Name five things you couldn't live without.
Jim: Cold beer, strong coffee, basketball, 70's rock, and penguins.
JT: Basketball, that's right. Word on the street is that you can do a sic 180 dunk?
Jim: Well actually Johnny, it's a 360, but I don't want to get caught up on the little things.
JT: Dr. Phil or Oprah?
Jim: Dr. Phil. His insight blows me away. He seems so practical but at the same time his wisdom is exactly what people don't expect to hear. When he says things like, "just quit eating!" or "stop spending money! " I find myself thinking, "You know, he's right." The man is a social genius.
JT: Is there anything you would like to say to all the women out there?
Jim: Yes there is. I have actually prepared something to read, it goes a little something like this:
I look through a golden filled glass. Your distortions are enhanced by my inebriated mind. I hold 12 ounces of loneliness to numb my senses, but I can still feel your anger. You spill like a broken cup full of hate for humanity. Why would you trust the world again? How could you? Not after that; no one blames you. But there is hope. Take my hand and trust in me. You must swallow your regrets before you choke and are drowned in a pool of misery.
JT: Wow, that was deep. Anything else you want to say?
Jim: Call me!!
posted by Johnny Tiersma at 16.11.04
2 Comments:
I've got someone in mind...His name is Chad Huenink. From what I hear, he's a 6'6" athletic kid who can get up and down the floor. He's also extremely quick underneath the basket and is capable of hitting the perimeter shot.
Jim, I just wanted you to know that we've all been where you are at right now. When I find that I just can't face another day, a hot bath with bubbles, a good block of pepper jack cheese, and an soft hug from my best pal sets me back in the way of hope.
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