Something Big

It always takes something big to get someone out of retirement. I know Jordan came back for a while. I don't remember why but I'm sure it was for something big. I'm pretty sure Scotty Pippen came back too. Well now I'm back and it's because of something huge.

"Spring BREAK" or "SPRING break"

A debate has been taking Dordt's campus by storm. Actually, just South View 208 and the 6 people I know at this college. It all started when I noticed Aaron saying spring break a little funny. I noticed that Aaron stresses "spring" instead of "break". After hearing it for a few weeks I decided to throw the issue on the table.

"Aaron," I said, "I think you say spring break funny."

This simple comment sparked a fire that took all of our 4 friends by surprise. Soon we were debating the proper way to say string cheese and a host of other two word combos.

Aaron reasoned, "I want people to know what break I'm talking about so I say SPRING break. Same with the cheese - what type of cheese? STRING cheese!"

Nice try Aaron. Regardless of your reasoning, you still sound funny.

Sick to the Core

Does Apple Computers make anyone else feel nauseous (besides Luke)?

Calvin Christian - The real S.D.C.

What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little "behind" in his work.

That's how I feel - a little "behind". I have been meaning to write a bit about the California kids and their Dordt visit. For starters, check out the whole crew:





Dark shirts and shaggy hair were popular by the men in the group and tight, girl jeans followed no rules when it came to gender. All in all, I was impressed by the large group of CCS High students.

The boys and girls that came to visit were delightful. Surprisingly, they are nothing like the kids on Laguna Beach or the O.C. Apparently the So-Cal lifestyle has not gone to any of their heads. Except for the fact that they all have iPods; however, I'm not so sure they paid for all of them:

Goldie Locks

He thought he was done with Dordt College. Ironically, he has hair again.

BTW, I think I saw Bill at a Dordt dance in a cute, little, pink skirt. Aaron reports on this breaking story.

True Love

I'ma get get get it Poppin'

No, Fat Joe and Nelly are not in the library with me. But let me tell you about another couple I "caught" behind the book shevles.

It all began when I was walking to the back corner of the library to find a science textbook for a lesson plan. As I was meandering through the books, I saw a couple hiding behind the books doing something odd. At that point I should have turned and ran to the social studies section but instead I got curious. As I got closer I saw that the boyfriend was sitting on a chair and the girlfriend was standing up with her hands on his face. Too weird I thought, what could she be doing? Well if the title of this blog doesn't give it away - she was get get get it poppin'. Yep, little Miss Pops-a-lot couldn't handle the zit on her boyfriend's forehead and she decided to get rid of it next to the science section.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?