She's my girlfriend - but don't tell her.
My 2nd grade swimming lesson class was very interested to hear that I have a girlfriend. I told them about three weeks ago and everyday since, when they arrive the chant begins: "Where's your girrrllllll friennddddd?!?!"
So, after telling Kelley that my 2nd graders ask about her, she begged for the chance to meet my little boys and girls. Kelley’s attendance to the beginning of my class was hilarious. All of the little boys became really embarrassed when I introduced her as my girlfriend. And the two little girls looked up with smiles that seemed to say, "Awwwwwwwww."
After she left, the boys went crazy with excitement and the questions started to fly. Little Max said, "Does she...does she...umm... does she know that she's your... your girlfriend." Then Andrew chimed in, "You know what you should do? You should tell her that she's hot!" Daniel, the boy sitting next to Andrew, was completely in shock. He said, "John! Andrew just called your girlfriend hot!" Oh course, Andrew was completely defensive, "No John, I said that YOU should tell her that SHE is hot."
While I was being bombarded with questions and suggestions, I was gazing off in the distance with a smile on my face - remembering a time when you didn't have to tell girls that you were going out with them.
So, after telling Kelley that my 2nd graders ask about her, she begged for the chance to meet my little boys and girls. Kelley’s attendance to the beginning of my class was hilarious. All of the little boys became really embarrassed when I introduced her as my girlfriend. And the two little girls looked up with smiles that seemed to say, "Awwwwwwwww."
After she left, the boys went crazy with excitement and the questions started to fly. Little Max said, "Does she...does she...umm... does she know that she's your... your girlfriend." Then Andrew chimed in, "You know what you should do? You should tell her that she's hot!" Daniel, the boy sitting next to Andrew, was completely in shock. He said, "John! Andrew just called your girlfriend hot!" Oh course, Andrew was completely defensive, "No John, I said that YOU should tell her that SHE is hot."
While I was being bombarded with questions and suggestions, I was gazing off in the distance with a smile on my face - remembering a time when you didn't have to tell girls that you were going out with them.
posted by Johnny Tiersma at 15.4.05
6 Comments:
Little Max has a very valid question. Because I have a girlfriend who doesn't know that she is. And actually, the other one doesn't know either. And the best part, they don't know about each other. Brilliant. Cheers Max.
I remember those days - and the beauty of Instant Messenger. Online with JCooper13, having him relay messages to his hot cousin.
I love third party dating.
I remember one time on IM, JCooper13 and JTcycle met some girls in a chatroom. They lived in Escondido and they wanted to meet us at the mall. We never met them because my mom had scared me into believing that someone who says they are 13/f is actually 40/m.
I have feeling that I know where this is headed...
Luke - no more comments on this thread, please.
I once met a 16 year old girl online. We decided to meet at the local Baskin Robbins. Turns out this 16 year old girl had facial hair, was slightly overweight and appeard to be balding. I wasnt really attracted to her. I dont know if its because she introduced her name as Jim, or because she tried to force me to get into his windowless van. Either way, Im a bit more picky these days on who I hook up with after online chatting.
wait, wha' happened?
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